5 Coolest Cars That Will Boost Your Ego (But Not Your Taste)

Hummer H2

The H2 represents peak early-2000s excess—a civilian version of a military vehicle that somehow became the ultimate suburban status symbol . Based on a heavy-duty truck platform and wrapped in sheet metal that looks angry even when parked, this behemoth guzzles fuel like water while making you feel invincible in traffic . Car enthusiasts will lecture you about its terrible fuel economy and ponderous handling, but they’re secretly jealous of how everyone moves out of your way on the highway.