5 Ridiculous Old-School Theories About the Universe That People Still Believe

Space Is a Fiery, Cosmic Egg

According to ancient Egyptian and Greek creation myths, the universe started as a giant, flaming egg floating in infinite nothingness. At some point, this cosmic egg either cracked open or hatched – depending on which drunk philosopher you asked – and all the stars, planets, and your annoying neighbor spilled out. So basically, we’re all living inside the gooey yolk of a divine omelet. Bon appétit.