6 Cringe Eurovision Performances That Made History

Windows95man — No Rules (Finland, 2024)

Finland returned to form with a man literally named Windows95man, who emerged from a giant denim egg wearing nothing but a crop top and flesh-colored underwear. He then put on a pair of enormous jorts that shot fireworks out of the crotch while a smoke machine barely protected his modesty. The song was called “No Rules,” and honestly, they meant it.